The Office
4.15 Night Out
high paying jobs for women who have no work ethic and like to dillydally
you’re just mad because you’re hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you’re too hot and you have depression
‘buccal fat removal surgery’ 'mewing’ 'face sculpting’ 'anti wrinkle straw’ this world has you convinced we should all look like handsome squidward. what if i want to look like a human being. soft and regular
CHALLENGERS
— Dir. Luca Guadagnino (2024)
sorry for fucking up our conversation i had never had that one before
the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don’t want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you’re too stupid to use a window twice


